There she goes, the pretty dancer
Don’t believe she could appear prettier
So slender, tender, and mild
Look at the balance, look at the poise
I don’t know how she blocks out the noise
Of camera’s clicking all around
All the while she makes no sound
Because she’s a little trick
She’s used to the damn fame
No wonder she’s so good at balancing
All these hoes is the same.
Now, watch me perform these lyrical
Acrobats for these acting brats,
Little hussies can’t even get on my level
When I push on this pedal
Oh, here grace.
As she spins and twirls on the stage
I muse about her limberness and training
I see her father clenching his heart
How can something so pure
Become someone so dark?
She does what she does though,
The dance is now endless
She’s taken the path of the hallow temptress
Her father can sit there and cry all he wants
His daughter’s become what he thought she could not.
No surprise though, all the TV and fame
Surely going to this lil girls head
But God damn shorty, how you gonna
Tryn’ twerk it with no ass at all?
Shit makes me wanna throw up in a stall.
So, Miley Cyrus just stop trying so hard
Til you grow at least a little bootie cutie
So until then keep it under wraps before
You end up getting slapped!