I read that page nine times through,
I think I absorbed one word,
It might have been about shampoo?
But that probably seems a bit absurd.
Ain’t it true we can all relate
We sometimes don’t even know the date
I can’t even focus on this book
Where should I even look?
Turn the page, word by word I steady read
Paper cut, I start to bleed
I wrap my wound in a band aid
I think I got blood on the book page
Let’s hope the librarian will think its red powerade
Let’s keep this to ourselves, keep it under shade
That librarian will fine me though
College kids are already broke
Gotta keep all the money I got
Blood on the page, just a little dot
“$45 for the book ma’am”
Gotta call it- what a scam