Best Friends be Bitches

Tis all mans dream, to have beside them lovely bitches

Expressing unconditional loyalty and love

And to help itch those unreachable itches

Nay, there is no love, above the love of this

 

A good bitch, is more than a friend

But rather, a companion ’til the bitter end

They don’t waste no time on twitter, send

And don’t ask for any money to be lent

All they want in return for the emotional attachment

Is a good belly rub, and time together spent

 

You see, their nick name comes within good reason

Truly a man’s best friend

For all four seasons

And on past those, never ending

 

If you take a deeper look, you will see

What this bitches mean to us men, obviously

Without them we would be lost at sea

Floating away hopelessly

But they stay with us, either for love or for treats

So we will remain on land forever, safely

Cause women and wine are undeniably sweet,

But a man’s best friend, is a bitch with four feet.

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